To benefit the lives of men advice (Reprinted)

1 big stick to principles, learn to work small.
2, bid farewell to online dating, compared with family members described the object can still see, After all know too much more sure of detours.
3, the woman who betrayed you want to back their say.
4, wearing a fake brand-name, as a casual, but to clean.
5, red, yellow, blue, green hair, leave it right, it will only make you look nondescript.
6, no need to fight with his girlfriend a red face, she was wrong to let you have her, she was aware of.
7, there is money to buy a block of good form, than in the neck, plus they have to be a thick gold chain that looked at people with taste.
8, smoking, drinking, proper decision on the can. But Ma Gu, ecstasy or away from it, then it's no fashion, called naive.
9, not a virgin woman may not all sluts, they are always there had been part of their love.
10, stop at every turn trying to use force to resolve the problem, you are not Tyson, not CHAN Ho-nam.
11, do not fall in love with the woman home, one day you will feel that they are an idiot.
12, to be a physical examination every year, especially the liver, lung, stomach, and blood pressure.
13, and his father occasionally knee to knee and drinking wine, never more than a bunch of fair-weather friends with Maizui more fun.
14, for what you really want to marry his girlfriend, to be loyal.
15, and then love her, there is no need for liability shopping.
16, to stop being a paycheck to paycheck, you should learn to save some money.
17, always remember, games and mahjong called entertainment, not to indulge.
18, we must understand the physical condition of the parents.
19, N a fair-weather friends, but also compare with a real buddy with you with utter sincerity.
20, do not borrow money easily, also easy not to lend money unless you do not, he pointed.
21, do not belittle the ex-girlfriend in front of reproduction girlfriend, of course, not to mention often in front of her ex-girlfriend's.
22, not only started to get along with the cooking and cleaning for your girlfriend, well versed, she married you will naturally do this.
23, do not stress your girlfriend after marriage must be filial to your parents, people are mutual, as long as you did, she would of.
24, Do not think you'll ever need to find Cecilia or Michelle Reis, because you are not Chow Yun Fat.
25, no need to present the history of his girlfriend come clean, you will think you sincere, they will not sleep through the night of your words.
26, a mother took her mother's smiling face is a dollar from the heart of the glorious, thousand flowers to a woman, her smile may not be true.
27, do not give yourself too much pressure, do not learn to Lijia Cheng, Li Jiacheng did not know he would be today's Lijia Cheng.
28, the girlfriend is not more then you can be proud of capital, will be considered a not a proper business Laotaibuxiao.
29, not a piece knock on his girlfriend to take advantage of a good thing, especially when many people, drink on his girlfriend to call, will let people think you are not commodities.
30, not the source of life today, China tomorrow, as fixed in a large cloud of standards every day.
31, blind date before, not to inquire too looks, or compare the first condition is good enough to inquire about the family.
32, taking the bus to work is no disgrace, taxi every day the money saved could be your future son, a good drink several bags of milk powder.
33, specific point it, nothing bad.
34, always paying attention to your girlfriend, but the concern is not equal to grind a few.
35, Do not believe a woman like the AA system, when the pay or buy, men readily or very attractive.
36, news facts must see, even if it is not something you can have the final say, but you have to understand.
37, at least to keep a healthy hobby, such as: swimming, football, fitness, basketball.
38, never think of others better than your wife, because she After all, not your wife.
39, shoes or some of it polished bright, even if it is not a brand name, brand name than the one foot mud shoes seen pleasing to the eye.
40, and women do not talk about other women, most of which is a prelude to a fight.
41, would like to continue to develop the best girlfriend to bring her mother to see, the eye of the discerning than you sometimes do.
42, and his girlfriend's girlfriend to keep a certain distance, too far she says you do not warm to her friends, too close to the thing may become significant.
43, never praise your girlfriend's girlfriend, that would be her most taboo thing, it is best not to evaluation.
44, no one thing, any woman, worthy of your or our sorrow overnight.
45, people in this life, as long as the fun is just for your own worth living like that! ! !

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Yuncheng in fact nothing

Yang Yuhuan

First, the four beauties of ancient China Yuncheng only one - Yang Yuhuan;

Guanquelou

Second, China's Four Great Towers of Yuncheng only one - Guanquelou;

Guan Gong

Third, the ancient Chinese civil and military two Holy Island Place is only one Santa - Guan Gong;

Liu hometown - Chinese Writing Network

Fourth, the Tang and Song Yuncheng only one - Liu;

, Yao and Shun are here ...

5, only the Three Sovereigns Sovereigns and Five Emperors Yuncheng - Yao, Shun;
6, Shu Yuanqu ape fossil found in archeological, only the origin of human beings ahead of a thousand years;
7, the first name in Yuncheng in China, but now not to call up;
8, West Hou degree unearthed "burning bones", only the history of human use of fire pushed to the 1.8 million years ago;
9, Yuncheng salt price is too late, early Merchants pound of salt to exchange for a horse from Mongolia;
10, in the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuncheng Salt Lake in Salt income, only a quarter of national income;

Hou Tu Temple China Zucih Wanrong ...

11, Wanrong of Hou Tu Temple, only to the altar in Beijing earlier than two thousand years, only eight of the emperor in person, after offering land;
12, Wenxi of Petri family history there have been 59 before the prime minister `59 major generals;
13, Yuncheng existing before 1600 many old buildings, national heritage was 44, only five national intangible cultural heritage;
14, Emperor Shun Fu banjo in the bank of Salt Lake, but only sang a "song south wind", something no singing Northern songs;
15, Hou Tu Temple of the Emperor was only a "Autumn words" spring, summer and winter and no written words;

Wang Xizhi _ _ Chinese classical calligraphy of ancient Chinese ...

16, wife of calligraphy Xiaxian's health is good, but only to teach the one Wang Xizhi;

Sima Guang

17, Sima Guang who had been smart, but dare to drop on such a small tank, grow up and what not to drop it?
18, after the invention of the wind guide car while one of the four great inventions in ancient times, but no later compass portable;
19, knot grass hold Well, horses horses, Dong legends, beautiful is beautiful, but you now to go there to find?

20, Yuncheng has only one airport, six highways, is a province first, but not first in the world;
21, before the Yellow River flows through eight counties in Yuncheng, the remaining five where to find that mother love go?
22, the national college entrance examination problems in recent years, only twice Yuncheng;
23, CCTV2006 China's Top Ten Charming City selection, ranked second in power only to accept the award in Yuncheng.
24, there were two Dead Sea, only accounted for one in Yuncheng. The two are placed in Yuncheng be good.

25, the world has three top-level beauty contests, Miss Model International 2007 World Finals held in Yuncheng, have more than 100 countries watch the live transmission by Phoenix

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Comedy: the world of people dead loss to Guo Degang

1. This is where the call fart ah? Hook a little thickening called feces it!
3. Animals (people) and sharp eyes
5. He put an ass can collapse into a chrysanthemum white pants of children with children
9. They are not picking up family thing to lose out
10. In front of their home from a night soil collection vehicle had to go see whether the taste-off
12 you are louder, does not cost electricity!
14 crosstalk good! Attacked ugly, Ageratum.
15 old man left behind a total of more than 1000 traditional dialogue segment, through our continued efforts to cast it all these years, until now, has left more than 400 paragraphs. Not to say there are 300 paragraphs
, There are 100 and building a harmonious society in conflict.
6 Our neighbors have a child, Mandarin would be seven or eight foreign countries, what in English, Japanese, Korean, Slavic languages, North Slavic, West Slavic languages ... ... Anyway, sitting together in front with eight-squalling he can not re-sort!

17 house full of holes, a rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house and heavy rain, the rain is too much sometimes, the whole family went to the shelter on the street.
8 You must be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.
9 everyone is willing to listen, ah, is willing to listen, ah, ah, or is willing to listen, and I in no way.
10 this man robbed a bank to drive the children on the North Third Ring Road. 17:30! pol.ice to the time the road was blocked is Ci Shi.
11 you look great when I was shameless charm.
12 ah? You do not know me? I am the artist ah! I have the artist more than a week.
13 Guo Degang: Royal Brother, I hope that world peace, the world is people who live and work, peace and prosperity, not war, okay, ah?
God thought for a while, this difficult child on, we tell the truth, ah, I'm not that great ability, really, really, brother, I am not refuting your face ah, I do not tell you anything else, you change the same right? Zan discuss other discussions.

I touched him with a piece of someone else's photo, Imperial brother, you look at this, this is my teacher brother, he called Yu Qian, mixed with long, quite cold, and they did not make the object, you can give him a little it more beautiful .
God: (thought) or to talk about world peace that thing it (tear the photos)
Guo Degang: hey, how do you tear up the photo, ah? Return you do not agree do not agree, why tear up, I still have evil too!
14 family money, open a door of the Cadillac 13. A voice that is a good machine, imported from Germany, "chug chug" Oh, son of three-hop.
Opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, the traffic police straight for your call: "Sun elders, received a divine right."
15 from the starting job for today, I no longer eat lobster on the cake was.
16 hand grenades is expensive, and if a dollar six, I will throw you a hundred dollars, and legal if the matter, I had killed you!
17 This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like ... ...
18 good so! This is the same plane with the big hair, but also with a shake of glass! ...... Grow in hair, not to report ...... Tianjin Xiali no big hair, and all and shift the United States to the
...... To the U.S. to take half a year added more than 40,000 oil return.
19 Guo: how do ah? I too have money. Do not know how to spend. Hey? ! Yu Qian, or I pack you!
In: bag me? !
Guo: ah ... not ... Zan longer have to choose one for the rich looks Son!
20 birthday old: the Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ Little things.
- ... ... You have to guess I gave you these two
- ... ... ... ... Like a half a day, five right?
26 - is a denture
- Quickly threw it.
- Do not throw ah the more unfortunate.
- How then?
- Bolt on small sticks and children when the itch scratch.
27, "said today that this story ah, is not far at home with the elderly can go back to ask - in the Spring and Autumn Period ah ... ..."
28
9014 flight, bound by the dozen Xizhimen Tai Hing Huangcun, 5 yuan fare, please check. You said it more interesting. There was shouting crew stations, fast on fast large seat on the children, children with large seat. Paul you have a great seat!

29
So and so was born, his father fell ill, returned home after his mother the most is not easy. Child is the husband here, here, children are children, had to control. To the side of children fed breast-feeding, feed the drug child over there, feeding feeding, feed the drug. Hey medicine, feed feeding. His father especially strong, the child eating you up.
.
31
Law Chao Chao sad, strong beam every night Carol, selfish riding mules, and just a fair go hungry. Blind repair bridges and roads, set fire to kill more children, I went away to the west asked me Buddha, Buddha: I Mozhe!
32 "Moonlight, suspected ground frost, I raise my eyes to the moon, (snapped! Ring a knock on wood) My name is Guo Degang.'s A lot of people to, ah, I am very pleased, thank you for coming. Will be
Jade Emperor: how the God of Longevity?
Birthday old: you have a hammer and nails? By me to make. My deer fence to bite the bad.
Jade Emperor: birthday, so how do I say you, it does not matter if you ride a deer, you have to feed Yeah! ~
23 cold, and to send you a coat, a post office that was too heavy, I'll put down fastener hinge pocket.
25 - Man Shun, take what?
- I will not tell you I take the boiled eggs.
- For me.
- Do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few.
- I guess you give me a.
Children finish at all not to walk, eat to. Who to who will buy it. Listen to crosstalk 20, stir 16000. Then add the money smile. "
34. Yu Qian: left tooth was also Seya
Guo Degang: He eat lotus root, sets of holes punched in it!
35 "I am a rich man. Today, the background on my car, they walked past, Tianjin that some old man, marked Tuesday and went out. But my car ah, the latest perfect, speed a bit slow. start Yeah, I thought it was dirty carburetor, a check ah know, is the pedal off the ... ... "

40
Describe to you how he does it looks? Kao Baishu seen it, just baked good, too hot in his hand, accidentally did not grasp it, off the ground, there does, came a child, wearing nail shoes, one foot on a piece of sweet potato the. . His face Jiugen this piece of sweet potato that would like. (Holding main speaker: He that looks to change a story)

42 Well you are three popular - but I like it.
45 I want to commit suicide, intended to jump off, it jumped to my research, 2nd floor, with 20 different floor, 2nd floor is the "pop", "ah", 20th floor, the "ah ~~ pa"
46. Heard the news of your father's death, neighbors Ku Cheng 1: "Such a man ah dead late!"
47. Midnight noon, both gentlemen took to the streets with bare buttocks, also Li Jing also wearing a glasses - and then wear a mask if the three-count.
48. Down both nurses, and more beautiful ah: Yi Miqi big tall, with sideburns beard, hair and slap wide-care center.
49. Yu Qian's father - King Grandfather.
50. Li Ching has a cousin, wearing high heels can go on tiptoe under Xiali go look Intuit miserly ah, her photo posted on the door of Evil, attached to the bed of contraception.
51. Have you seen what the community has pattern B was Crayon Shin-chan then?
53. "Broadswords will" everyone's aware, Liu Guan Taoyuan trio of the Well, pals with a head knock to the ground as the pro-buddy, and then tripling the protection of Colombian learn Tang Seng went away to the west. "Dream of Red Mansions," where there is the story.

55. We all drove back to Beijing, and in his capacity as a teacher than ours, he saw our car, look down on us from a pedal bike back.
54. The old man the past few days sweating armpits is a smell that smell of cumin.
57. After you finish playing a monk.
58. Guo Degang: Lay Lodge invited to curse your father essays.
Yu Qian: Yes.
Guo Degang: Most people invited to come? Lodge's coming, of virtues of have come, have come from the Shihlin, McDonald's has come, as Quan Ju De has come.
59. Guo Degang: watch your father so, my heart is not a taste. I played a little with the old man, in front of a long up and watch me grow up. Now he is so sick, my heart What can a taste.

Yu Qian: is.
Guo Degang: Well ... ... (pointing) man tell you ... you have today.
60. Guo Degang: Murder case once there, the body was dismembered, dismemberment, appalling. Detective Q Yu Qian: "You see how this is going on ah?" Yu Qian thought, said, "I think this is suicide."

61. Tower are three Chinese characters that read "Tongguan."
62. You have not seen my wife, beautiful! Big tall, big face plates, heavy eyebrows, dark eyes shiny. She was not a beard, have a beard like with Zhang Fei.
64 This aircraft is also diesel.
66 White House, the White Yo - just brush the paste.
67 White House gate stood 20 come, there are men and woman, get the bag are ready - press ah! Watch out I have to say, do not be what they grasp the handle, throw the Chinese face. Down the left, group of people all over: the "master to offer?
"Selling it! You say why the White House Cultural Affairs are to eat.
Inside the White House for a rockery, following a banner: family planning is everyone's responsibility.
69 If the two conditions in the Pig fleshy dependent a blessing.
70 Tieling several stations in the United States it is even worse!
72 difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
73 girls turned around, Long Lelong four stalk of his hair.
75 I walked on, hey, a question mark before the rim of a child, Liu Bei a spring "dengkou Lenglenglengleng," hey, out of a mushroom, the mushroom eating,
Long height of Liu Bei. Also move forward, there is another, a question mark children, touched, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei 1, raising his hand,
"Beep beep beep" can shoot bullets! Winged bastard child that came ... ...
My appetite you know, and I do not eat duck, so I ate four could not eat, I say: can not eat, even go home a little later to eat it.
77 OMG I too exciting. My heart to be turned out.
81 of the original will, speak, I thought it was blind.
82 Guo Degang: "Your grandmother told your mother said: 'lotus, you go.'
Yu Qian: "ah."
Guo Degang: "I did not say you grandpa name is Pan.
83 hooligans took advantage of several disgraceful moonlight to Li Qing's cousin to the insult, and the moon came out, turned himself in to a few rogue.
84 people want to dry some good spirits to know the total dry point bad things to ghosts and spirits do not know that we are too embarrassed to ghost
85 I like the flute, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the flute, and I like the erhu, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the erhu, and recently I was in love with the bells. ....
My wife said: State hardly managed to dig out, do not bury
86 Guo Degang: I want to steal two of terracotta warriors and horses come to paste Yu Qian and his dad put it on the mud, then washed terracotta warriors write Eight Honors, got sold Pan Yuan
Volume 87 pie eating steamed rice on the international food Chaogan biggest names in the morning, lunch stewin thick gravies fire in the evening stew fermentation sub-
Yu Qian: This international evangelists have enough gas smell of urine
88 clothes tear apart, one hand width of hair care center, this piece of grain with two children hairtail.
89 Guo Degang: mummy too few? ........ Hey, Yu Qian, you idle it, my white cloth to wrap you in his head, like how
Yu Qian: fragmentation. You forget, I and my father in the Terra Cotta Warriors that stand lot, actually
Guo Degang :.................. you how this crosstalk with TV like?
90: King: This is a fan tribute monsters to help you?
91: Guo: "say ah we both lived in the Japanese Community, the couple, were all kind of high."
In: "how much ah" Guo: "Four men's one meter, one meter second woman."
In: "This is also called high-ah"
Guo: "hey, you have of this right, ah, this high in Japan even if the"
92: This week adults ah, small time when the three-year-old child playing in the backyard at home, suddenly stepped on by the clouds of heaven coming to play a god, a child off to him
, He wondered: "This is, what Niaoa? This is, ah!"
God is not happy: "Do not fool around ah! This child ah, right god to a lot of respect, you know? Or I whip you know?"
A child scared: "street gangsters so scare me, you say What do you command? What do you want me to give you money to steal my father."
God said: "You talk nonsense ah! This time other thing, there is another thing."
95: "Water Margin" We all know it, which is based on TV series adaptation of Classical Literature
96: This week the rain under a 2 a 3 days 4 days a
97: My friend said he had printed counterfeit money to help me, I gave him 50 ~ ~ He gave me a quick money counterfeit money, I doubt that he lied to me
99: chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, that uncle you smile.

101:
Old father lying in bed, you are a dutiful son, ah, an old father to see it, rub about you Ben bed, and saw the old man right then, in that trace gas, what to say, they can not tell, to pen, pen and paper and brought it slightly unsteadily wrote a few words in the paper, "Rolling! foot oxygen tube up my"

102: Guo Degang: a director, I went to shoot a nude scene asked me, I Britain's fart fart beauty Britain's go. Come back with a cry like Liu Bei: nude is nude of the Tate's husband of more than 20 children with corpses floating in the river speech, frozen to death of me.

I said the next day to find a missing kiss me does not work, Nazan on another Pidianpidian's go, come back with a cry like Liu Bei: kiss kiss kiss with the hippopotamus, hippopotamus's mouth so big my head is package into it.

Later, I find that I have a beautiful bed and play the fart fart Britain Britain's go. Come back with a cry like Liu Bei: bed scenes are in bed, so I have to have passion in bed Dan Mianhua. Fast weighs me.

103: "I saw the letter started:" My child, a flash, you leave a year, to remind the neighbors today, I only remember that you have such a child, our family moved, and you guess where? ...... Come back quickly, we are waiting for you! "(Crying) I where to find you go ah?"

104: Your physique good to see that a Zhuner live to die.
105: His sword is cold, and his knife is cold, his heart was cold, his blood is cold ... this grandson freeze on it!
107: "One look at your dad, my tears down, sir, more than 70, and his son did not come home so many days, the old man urgent, you can not wait, this time it was home to eat hot pot, look at your dad that Ma hot pot, duck pot, more than 20 plate of meat, more than 40 kinds of vegetables,

When I go, sir, that what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian you know,
Yu Qian? Who,
Yu Qian ah, your son, he was dead,
What?! Yu Qian ~ ~ my son ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you die, you, you put the shrimp handed me "
111: The Worst Boss! 13-year-old killed his father, 15-year-old mother into the river in the 17-year-old self-destruction over the door! She looked less than 5 minutes, tears down a child - "Sister, I think this is the field of misunderstanding ... ..."

112: That was your father, I said your father!
116: buy a PHS phone, Kill them, first hit a squalling, and in playing an apology.
Buying looked to buy a genuine, buy a pirated, fast-forward to see one, rewind to see one.
Buy washing machine washing machine cylinder, a cylinder containing rice, a tank mounted surface.
118: How are you? - How are you?
How old are you? - How old are you?
119: old man, civilization and point you Ah!
120: - I have good news and bad news, what you listen to?
- Bad news?
- Zan lost an estimated live after may live by feeding on a cow dung
- That good news?
- Some cow dung!
- Black! ! !
121: If I were a star in heaven, you are the sun; if I insulin, you're a high blood sugar; I Hi Frankie, you are Wolf; I was "apple", you "Lust, Caution"; I Guangyuan orange, you Sanlu's milk powder; I am the Edison Chen ... ... ... ...

122: Yu Qian there is some things at home these days also. (Bow) to their home ah ~ ~ Grandfather, go! Hey, Why not to a few days ago, December 30, 2006, hanged in the United States ~ ~ ~

Yu Qian: "You would get it, it was Saddam Hussein, it was not my father"
123: the tailor did not want to cook is not a good soldier!
124: Guo Degang: You pressure (Ah) capacity of his life?
Yu Qian: You are how the curse?
Guo Degang: This is in Shanghai, how will people understand this, then it?
125: Guo Degang: I envy you!
Yu Qian: envy what ah?
Guo Degang: so young to know me now? !
127: When I entered the room, drink! Look at this old lady Hefatongyan, spirit! It is sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding that the "Golden Lotus" ah ... ... ... ...
128: There are small children playing ah special affinity with his master. Him that the water master of a bad stomach. Teach children one day and said: Son, come home to see what other people are also not to mention family members tell her, just say "I know the truth of the matter!" Guarantee your benefits. The child learned. A home to see his mother, and came up is one: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out 50 dollars to a child, told him: do not tell your father that baby ah ah, mother holding flowers for 50 dollars go. "Within a short while they saw him his father said: I know the truth it! his father one said nothing to put out 200 children had also asked the hands of children: Never talk to your mom, ah! this child thinking that this would be rich ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. see anyone that I know the truth. Results one day see in front of their home post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying and said: good son, father hug! "

129 A: do you know why the Great Wall
B: Qin Shi Huang had to resist the Huns ah
A: No
B: That's Why
A: He is to commemorate those who died building the Great Wall and the Great Wall of repair of those personnel
B: It does not have enough support to do
4: I am the air ah, mercilessly criticized his sentence: I give you to get out. (Do not worry mouth neatly)
5: You pay less than 1500 a month, you ever think of keeping young actress.
6. Flashed before my eyes the image of many heroes, Simon Daguan Ren, Chen also love photography teacher (Edison Chen)
7: Hello my name is Guo Degang, what do you think I'm
8: Confucius said: Cabbage is so good to the arch of the pig
9: Go find a performing artist for our performance
10: Go we all know, horses go on, take the field like to go, commander, eh, eh, Hu friends .....
11: My father worried, and roll up their sleeves: his aging mother, and you fight the
13: wife prostate discomfort
14: I am a B as long as you give money to give you the social act, smashing the glass people, throw dung. However, single-throw dung may add money, you turned and tried to grab the grasping dung do not feel the same as (Yu Qian: Are you indeed a very dirty Society B)

15: I went into: after the monthly protection fees. Out ", look at what (police station)", I was shocked into a cold sweat ah. (Yu Qian: People let you out quite well enough)

16; I ah the great wall, while on 20 years, the four sides the same length, a large rectangle.
17: I am a B of society, and you pity me
18: I stopped to walk the road ready rob that woman, a laid-off workers asking to know is, getting more and more miserable, and finally I gave her five dollars
19: It is a difficult movement, turning back three weeks and a half months and two days
20: Where to lie down and fall on where
21: I particularly like you to help me, you give me a love, I will still your night stand
22: I am not afraid of difficulties in my dictionary, the word would have no difficulty. . . . . I have no dictionary. . . No word on my dictionary
23: She took the slippers to hit me, Oh, you take me as Bush has.
25: my grandfather's wine bubble ah well, I drink that drink uncle is dead, and later to a forensic autopsy report, said that wine and arsenic in the formula is the same.
26: There are a lot of antiques, my uncle's slippers, Grandma made kimchi, my grandfather's ashes
27: I bought a few snowster paintings, landscapes have beauty, Fuwa, a set of five ....
28: I bought a Galileo are offended read: One World One Dream.
29: I eat a piece, I deceived my stomach: you eat, you eat the ...
30: Do not think that tattoos are bad people, Yue Fei also tattoo it, behind the lines in the four characters: a visit to this
31: The climbing tower competition, set up 12 third prize, 50 000 first prize, second prize 70 000 .....
32: I watch old and expensive, original 350,000, so after 420 fold ....
33: I was sent forth to the North of the 400 points
13. I have with the Chinese cross border agreement, I was responsible for comedy. They are responsible for taste.
14. Ah, how do you come, I thought the props it
18. Not allowed to say that I am three customs, three popular I used to curse.
21. Undressed I know you what the nation
24. Ershen after rubbing my backbone
31. Who can not fight human nature ~
32. "If I were a bitch back in love with me"
38. You really fuckin Yu Qian
43. You can distinguish what is directed, what is the rogue it? Can you tell what is an actress, what is the prostitutes it? Can you tell what is a killer, what is the doctor it?
47. A man to 369 and so on, the meat streaky three.
53. I did not hurt that contributed to society
56. I built a more than 70 m of the chimney, did not give me money, then know that I took down the drawings, and others would like to wells
59. Justice has not tired of fat
70. Clawed swimsuit before seen butt, butt now clawed see swimsuit
72. .. You ass Him? ?
73. Is a Seeing Eye bitch becomes a digital
77. Yu Qian said: My father is not to say comic dialogue.
Guo Degang said: Your father is listening to the comic dialogue.
79. This tree that I planted, I drive this road is, to this pass, slipped out of pants to. After fierce fighting, rogue officers were stripped of the women
81. Shitai, you right from the old monk
83. To give you a noodle can pry open the lock, to give you a packet of instant noodles lock forced open the entire corridor
85. Thank God for giving my grandson stewin thick gravies fire ...... which to me it away ~~~
87. Blonde with eyes closed, eyes closed it
89 .-- to have friends from afar is not enough you have to se ~
90. I have been to your clients
92. You are a professor ... ...
94. Comfort .. sympathy is not it a comfort that a few years
97. "Noritsuna big brother, I am the father of Yu Qian"
"Get up brothers"
99. Just as I was sad when I see my girlfriend and her boyfriend in a
104. Yu Qian's father, ranked No. 8 in Beijing, no one I do not know something well-known, called Beijing on 8 Ye ... Ye ... 8 Beijing 8 Beijing (Beijing bar)
106. We two (referring to the old Guo + Qian Columbia) Blue is the Women's Federation with WT Rights
117. Commodities eight treasures tea, drink eight-treasure porridge, eating rice pudding, lying Babaoshan
118. There is a need of students to sing the old artists called Ma Lailiang Monroe
119. Yu Qian Qian's father in the small .....
120. I like Superman only difference is that I wear inside the pants
122.HELLO! Uncle. Uncle. Karmapa Ha ah. How to get the United States? Who knows ah that stuff, and asked village 7
123. Squeeze on people not do.
You give me an explanation to this problem,
Shut up.
129. Good one document. Shining away people's eyes a deadly cold dense dignitaries.
"Donkey": This is the document you!
133. You do this with chicken? Waiter: "Hush! I am"
136. What happened had to look down, it will be very happy, you are the unemployed, people that have lost his virginity it, you do not want your wife, she did not want me to Yeah.
137. Li Jing and Xu Deliang ago in a school, the teacher asked what the motherland Xude Liang, Xu Deliang A mother is a mother, a teacher asked Li Ching, Li Ching said that the motherland is Xu Deliang his mother
138. Buy a bottle of mineral water, drank a curse - a fake! "" How fake? It watered it!
140. All for you.
Really da?
You really had to listen to
142. The door opens, down both small nurses, uh `` `` thief pretty long, 1 meter in seven months, big eyes, Yingtaoxiaokou, a sodium-wide
Small waist section, with retired stewardess like you out! ! !
144. I am afraid of you, I have a team of people! ! ! ! You hung up street, and you shook car, you Dengzhe Holding a bike I go on, we Qing Ping thing to go! ! ! !
147. There is a female actor and director to sleep, the second morning that actress hopping squalling: "how do you say that earlier animated film director you ah!"
149. Long live like with a car accident!
153. Will you be my girlfriend the next one before it?
154. I have to open 3 step, too stimulated
155. You can go only on the 9th of naked male for ...
158. Redeem my body armor can not impose a fist in the ceremony
159. Crosstalk that bad the audience squalling, that good peer squalling
160. You further immediately shot, one step back is released for medical treatment
161. Bush has a secretary, called Wealthy children
162. There is no garlic garlic noodles, like me, even if this is carved cctv garlic
163. Guo way down urinal Yu Qian Gang, see Q: I am sister in law then?
Yu Qian: Woliang a division of labor, her control of urine, I pipe down.
164. Happy almost broke my tooth!
165. How broke down the prison's locks? Steamed corn bread
166. Yu Qian a tortoise named bean, mung bean Yu Qian see
167. Yu Qian tortoise bite fingers, thrown in the street,
pol.ice: the discus throw.
Home, neighbors: a hot day, also take a water bottle ah.
Taxi driver: Dude where you bought it Kunbao?
168. Jiaoren country town at the morning were called chicken chicken
171. You are two or three o'clock in the morning sun
173. I want to Zhenghun, no .. that is required to be fair and clear point of ~ "really came up on the next day. That hair, who raised a white-ah
174. ....... After us 80 after 1880
179. Qingming Shang Fen map, one to the Ching Ming, ah, ah those were widows. . . . . .
180. Guo: Scenes in the kiln state
In: No, ah!
Guo: Kiln flowers in Yangzhou,
In: you can not do without this the
181. Read music to Him his father stood up: This grandson not sawn .....
183. What a hotel, feet long and the lobster are not, to give me copies of Sauce cake.
184. Gorky education we say: "You do not like this."
187. Four famous words of Beijing Guo Degang crosstalk Dream Journey to the West This is the election
189. I want to Haizui, can you call of the
191. Seasoned mouth mutter prayers: "Oh brother ... sister I go ashore you ..."
192. You see your face .. green light to eat spinach Popeye ah .. your father
196. Mr. Please behave! We only sold themselves, not performers!
197. Had one vote Devon Social difficult to get the audience in the discipline of votes under the guidance of traffickers have continued to line up tickets
198. Monsters with Wu Dalang withstand

200. The Real Wedding little faint on the bed Well ~ ~ ~
201. There is an English name, 2 bald
202. Married a wife and family has a wife and it not to save money zai
203. I Sex Scandal, I have Sex Scandal! Muto blue line you see What?
205. Guo Degang: Who is my son?
Donkey's: oh oh oh
Guo Degang: Oh Yeah ... I ... to the people of the United States die happiness! Who is my grandson?
Donkey's: oh oh oh
Guo Degang: Oh Yeah ... bring people happiness, at least I have been quite happy! Who is the bastard?
Guo Degang: led the whip over the ... he had no kind of side
208. Teacher: Oh ~ ~ that students are too rare in recruiting, I, I believe you to be my godfather. Years, the foster parent, sitting, inside,
209. Good thief ah! I put down Weaponry, you spare me die! Wow Ya Ya ~~
210. Johnson & Johnson the highest support (born Gillian, Edison-raised)
211. Not allowed to beautify themselves
212. Yu Qian see things on earth like feces, hand poke a little, put his mouth tasted and said: Is this really the feces. I said is true,
213. At ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ he stopped!
214. Impassioned speech, urging them, under the urinary
215. American goddess Well, the hand holding the torch, this hand holding the book, which tells us power outage would like to learn.
216. I married my wife she is my younger brother and sister started
217. Not that cut flesh Well, from the thigh cut down more than 1 kg, eat good meat, you come to this old woman took his hands trembling watching, too fat.
219. Fan daughter to rogue insult. Rose to the basket said: scared me, I thought that grab eggs
220. To half a bottle of beer .. we get drunk ..
226. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed because I am behind two women.
228. Simon Daguan Ren and lotus of the true love story ~ ~
233. Robbers: old Guo is in our hands, quick to take 100 thousand years, or we
Threatened to kill the
Old Guo love: we whiz ah, tearing finished I'll give you 150 000
236. So I have the money to buy a leading children's clothing.
237. He does not like to go out to play on the traditional look like Random House has a garden variety version of the Golden Lotus

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"Who says to raise rates?" Response is the insurance?

Source: Economic Information Daily

April 10, at the Boao Forum, the central bank governor Zhou Xiaochuan has an ask-style response: "Who says to raise rates?" Remark, reacted very strongly, Internet users and the media have sent their separate ways the voice of .
Some netizens not agree

Sina bloggers Moon Lake, said Zhou Xiaochuan, the ask is that today not to raise interest rates tomorrow, but that does not mean no rate hikes. Will be held on April 15 announced a quarter of China's economic data will determine the pace of rate hikes in China, in which the possibility of raising interest rates a day after more than 80%.

NetEase blogger fish bear that as a country's monetary policy makers, language should be careful to avoid the introduction of monetary policy before the official cause market volatility. So in the end in April interest rate hike is not, I think that possibility is still very large
. No. 1, Feb. C P I mean
Number of 2.7%, deposit rates have been higher than the benchmark. In February, the central bank is basically no movement. Second, in March, said that purchasing managers index M
PI turned out to be 58.5, very good. Means that economic recovery in good shape. Then the stimulus should be timely exit policy is not it? Third, to the king is still frequent, indicating tighter monetary policy are not sufficiently strong, inflationary pressures are still increasing.
Some people think that assurance to the market

"Beijing Times" signed Mo Fonzi's article pointed out that Zhou Xiaochuan, the meaning of this statement is quite clear: in the foreseeable short term, "interest rates" can not Kaopu.

Since last year, real estate and the stock market and other asset prices and interest rates of the string is indeed very taut. Interest rate increase this "crying wolf" story often troubling. As early as January 20 this year, raising interest rates has led to rumors that the two cities fell 3%; February C
PI 2.7%, it was a "negative interest rates has come," urged the grounds of interest rates; has just entered the central bank's monetary policy committee of economists Li Daokui 1 "if the next C
PI in some months more than 3%, it may raise interest rates "is interpreted as interest rate signal. This time, Zhou Xiaochuan, although not explicitly say" no hike "in the name, but basically expressed at least the short term interest rates the central bank is not prepared meant to give the market can be a psychological boost of confidence.

Of course, interest rate decision-making process of the operation, in such an important financial decisions, managers often do not consider things from the economic point of view, but from the social stability, international relations, economic development and other factors integrated consideration. Even so, Zhou Xiaochuan, has given a more sound footing, or purity of a fraction. First, the decision-making decision on whether to raise interest rates, central bank staff to play at least, think-tank role, saying that "insiders" is not over. Secondly, now have no need to raise rates immediately justified.

Third-quarter rate hike more likely

Sina bloggers "super short-term stock sniper" that is basically the tone of this asked a very angry tone negative. More people than not are determined interest rates. This is a very determined second quarter without a strong signal interest rates. That is, the central bank will not consider the second quarter, raising interest rates this tool. June interest rate increase before the systemic risk would not exist.

But he pointed out that the task of anti-inflation expectations remain, "the level of interest rates to maintain positive real interest rate level", and does not affect the operating costs of enterprises, is a dilemma of choice. Therefore, start with the reverse formulation of macroeconomic policies, poor selling, to control real estate prices as the key. RMB appreciation is indeed to attract hot money, but depends on the expected appreciation of the RMB and the margin. Under normal circumstances, if only a small range of 3-5 percent appreciation of the abrupt end, a substantial inflow of hot money is not. However, if after a small rise, there is greater appreciation of the future expectations, a greater appreciation of hot money looking forward into the space will have the will.

In his view, the market interest rate is generally expected to advance from the third quarter is expected to raise interest rates ahead of the second quarter, house prices are indeed high, but interest rates to contain the price is very limited. At present, China's domestic inflation situation is still generous, so the central bank rate hike pressure is not great, although the second quarter, the central bank tightened liquidity to continue to face problems, but will still control the main volume, restart the third quarter increase the possibility of more interest, and may only increase in interest rates during the year. (Reporter
Zeng Liang-order)
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The former Guinness World record holder Theory and Practice of the most low death

Source: Xinhua

The former Guinness world record holder, Chinese Theory and Practice of

The former Guinness world record holder, the Chinese Theory and Practice of death in Rome

March 15, at the British headquarters of Guinness World Records announced, height 74.61 cm of the former Guinness world record holder, the Chinese Theory and Practice of Rome died at the age of 21. This is January 14, 2010, Theory and Practice of Istanbul, Turkey, the Xijinisi in a world record of activities of photos.

Longest legs woman with the appearance and the best little man

Longest legs woman with the appearance and the best little man

16, held in the UK rival Nelson in London Square, Guinness World Records 2009 edition book publishing ceremony, the world's longest legs of Svetlana Pankratova and the Theory and Practice of the world's most little men with appearance. Pankratova born in Russia, 1.98 meters tall, legs up to 1.32 meters. Theory and Practice of Inner Mongolia from China, in March this year, was awarded the title of world's most short men.

Longest legs woman with the appearance and the best little man

Longest legs woman with the appearance and the best little man

Longest legs woman with the appearance and the best little man

Longest legs woman with the appearance and the best little man

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